• Pretz: abyss
  • Tori Gmail: IS THAT HIM
  • Pretz: of
  • Pretz: goobers
  • Tori Gmail: fuck
  • Pretz: g
  • Pretz: o
  • Pretz: o
  • Pretz: b
  • Pretz: e
  • Pretz: r
  • Pretz: s
  • Pretz: im goobersexual
  • Tori Gmail: FUCKING HELL
  • Pretz: :( :( :(
  • Tori Gmail: i am only attracted to goobers
  • Tori Gmail: this makes
  • Tori Gmail: so much sense
  • Pretz: sames
  • Pretz: sames
  • Pretz: can i post this on tumblr
  • Tori Gmail: if i put this on my tumblr about i think no one would bat an eye at it smh tumblr
  • Tori Gmail: lmao
  • Tori Gmail: me2
  • Pretz: ill do it
  • Tori Gmail: sure
Miller: Now on to perhaps the most difficult question in this quiz: Who was the best bat boy in Expos history? 
Storen: There’s no question about that. That would be Drew Storen. I probably only got a couple of games in, but the impact lasted a long time. 
Miller: Whaaaaat?! 
Storen: I did it in Cincinnati a couple of times. And in St Louis. My dad, through high school, was a clubby for the [Triple-A] Indianapolis Indians. The trainer was Ron McClain, and then he was the trainer for Expos. Dad always kept in touch, and Ron said I could do that. I got to go shag balls during batting practice, crush the free Slushies in clubhouse. I was living the dream.

Miller: Now on to perhaps the most difficult question in this quiz: Who was the best bat boy in Expos history? 

Storen: There’s no question about that. That would be Drew Storen. I probably only got a couple of games in, but the impact lasted a long time. 

Miller: Whaaaaat?! 

Storen: I did it in Cincinnati a couple of times. And in St Louis. My dad, through high school, was a clubby for the [Triple-A] Indianapolis Indians. The trainer was Ron McClain, and then he was the trainer for Expos. Dad always kept in touch, and Ron said I could do that. I got to go shag balls during batting practice, crush the free Slushies in clubhouse. I was living the dream.